Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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