She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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