The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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