Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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