He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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