I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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