You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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