I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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