I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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