so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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