your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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