I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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