thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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