is your mom at the bar?
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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