Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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