YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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