Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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Boobs are out for the taking
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i now understand why vodka
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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