And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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