Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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