Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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