no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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