Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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