so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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