so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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