Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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