Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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