For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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