i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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