So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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