I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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