She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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