Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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