so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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