If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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