guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Someone came in the potted fern
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando