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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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  the remaining ten - you weren't in

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win

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• (979): View more from Texas

  He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"

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