i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"