O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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