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Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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