Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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