if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Found your dick twin last night
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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