We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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