he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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