Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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