I'm gonna have a badass scar
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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