Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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