He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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