The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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