I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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