she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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