WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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