Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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