Where is the hickey?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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