I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
