if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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