bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I see more hoeing in ur future
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