i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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