I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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