yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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