Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it wasn't lemon gatorade
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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